Aug 192008

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 13:11 Gang life sure sounds dreamy. #
  • 13:29 Sylvia Nunn is my fucking bitch. Ruthless. #
  • 13:54 Henry said I’d never make it in jail. Now I’m on a mission to prove him wrong. #
  • 16:43 Hopefully before I die, I’ll order an ice cream that I actually like. #
  • 16:45 And this time I don’t even like the kind I robbed Henry of. Fuck you, shitty ice cream. Fuck you, Subday. #
  • 16:45 Fuck you too, Sunday. #
  • 17:46 As we drove past a cemetery, Chooch pointed to it and desperately begged “Please?!” YES. #
  • 20:05 – Coming to get you. #
  • 22:22 Bela Karolyi: “it was a rip off. A total rip off.”. Yeah, he said it. # 

  • 12:28 Once a year, I lament the extinction of Josta. #
  • 16:21 I wish I knew how to make a couch because I desperately need a new one. My current bane. #
  • 23:25 Would be nice if the American gymnasts would quit getting robbed of medals. #
  • 09:13 Chooch just pointed at our cat Marcy and yelled BOOGEYMAN. A truer accusation has never been voiced. #

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  7 Responses to “Might be my last tweets before my gang initiation”

  1. “Chooch just pointed at our cat Marcy and yelled BOOGEYMAN. A truer accusation has never been voiced.”

    HEE HEE! Got THAT right!!! That’s awesome.

  2. chooch was most certainly not switched at birth.

    also- i laugh every time i see bela karolyi now…
    bob costas even asked him after floor exercises,
    “so, you think the judging was fair here?”


  3. So where did all the thug life dreams come from?

  4. Guess who are now your new neighbors?!?!

    • Heeeee-eeeey! I actually thought I saw you walking down Pioneer two days ago but it wasn’t you. We’ll have to get together soon! Maybe walk to Tom’s Diner for coffee or something!

      • Nah, I haven’t walked on Pioneer yet. LOL. We definitely need to meet up soon. The apartment’s still a huge mess, though!

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