My Lame Bio
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After breakfast, we went to Trax Farms so I could fawn over the apples. Henry is trying to get me to understand that apple season is over but I still throw tantrums when I go somewhere and I see the same old boring apples.
“I ALREADY KNOW ABOUT GALAS AND FUJIS! I WANT SOMETHING NEW!”
“APPLE SEASON IS GODDAMN OVER! LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS!”
And then I ran my hands lustfully over top the waxy bodies of cheese. God, I love cheese so much it’s painful. Literally.
And then and then and then! Chooch bought me the most awesome ring, the end.