My Lame Bio
Lots of roller skating funnery to blog about, but first I got some photos to dump.
Breakfast Brats
Had breakfast with Tommy & Jessy. I’m so glad to have those two around again. It’s nice to have “family days.” Meanwhile, Chooch the Creep took eight pictures of Tommy with my phone.
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After breakfast, we went to Trax Farms so I could fawn over the apples. Henry is trying to get me to understand that apple season is over but I still throw tantrums when I go somewhere and I see the same old boring apples.
“I ALREADY KNOW ABOUT GALAS AND FUJIS! I WANT SOMETHING NEW!”
“APPLE SEASON IS GODDAMN OVER! LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS!”
This is really how Henry and I talk to each other in public: emphatic screams.
AN APPLE CONVEYOR BELT! I want one in my house that goes straight to my mouth. Bitch.
And then I ran my hands lustfully over top the waxy bodies of cheese. God, I love cheese so much it’s painful. Literally.
And then and then and then! Chooch bought me the most awesome ring, the end.