There is an older broad here with a huge stick up her ass and a dildo-looking boyfriend on roller blades who is showing off for her and her two cunt-face little girls.
Chooch is skating like a zombie.
There is a thing that I can’t tell if it’s a pre-teen boy or a middle-aged woman. Either way: total Uggz City.
Another young person looks just like the boy from Dark Crystal, only with a vagina. Henry agrees for once.
Henry wonders why the rink owner’s wife has dubbed him “Smiley.” (SPOILER ALERT for the next skating post which I have put off writing all week because I’m a fraud of a blogger.)
In actual skating news, Chooch is getting so good, you guys! I’m still way better though. Don’t worry.