Oct 162008
Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 13:57 Picking pumpkins is perplexing. #
- 14:43 Chooch woke up in the middle of the nite, pointing at the attic door & saying SCARY SCARY! I KNEW there was something sinister up there. #
- 16:06 I’m always scared when the first thing my boss says to me is “hi do u have artistic abilities?” #
- 16:24 Its like ppl look at me and declare: Now THAT girl likes poster board. Give her some Sharpies! #
- 17:29 The Republicans at work are talking about how they survived 8 yrs of Clinton. LOLSIES. #
- 21:38 I’m learning how to do things without Henry’s aid. Such as boxing my leftovers without dumping it all in my lap. Its a long road. #
- 11:28 @buenomexicana I’m pretty sure that was in a poem I wrote in 7th grade. #
- 21:47 Pubic plantation. #
- 01:53 I’m glad customers are so thoughtful to leave the bass bumping in their idling cars as they go into my neighbor’s house to buy drugs. #
- 11:24 Today I will walk around making melodious fellatio sound effects #
- 13:48 Breaking News: Marriage Fails Madonna. Dow what? War huh? Election who? #
- 01:13 shouldn’t be writing things at 1am when i’m giddy and sleep-deprived. should be prank calling ppl instead. #
- 01:17 is vic there? #
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Why is picking pumpkins perplexing, or are you just making up new tongue twisters?
Henry found something wrong with every single one I picked out (Too big! Too small! That one’s rotting!), because apparently I’m pumpkin-choosing retarded.
Well, I know whose benefit those melodious sounding fellatio sound effects will not be for!
… do you think “customers” of rural drug dealers blast dolly parton?
i love your tweets.
No. Probably Creedance. They save Dolly for the drive to church.