I hope you all vote today! If I can vote with a pernicious toddler in my company, anyone can. Pretend you’re ordering a custom peep-show if that’s what it takes to get you to leave the house and touch a screen.
JUST GO VOTE. (And ignore the people who try to belittle you and take away the integrity & validity of your decision. Like my mother, who inundates me with crude anti-Obama texts and spams strangers via MySpace bulletins and isn’t even registered to vote. And my co-workers, who openly opine that anyone who disagrees with their opinion is a retard.)