Jun 302013
 

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Here you will find a series of photos (and one 15-second video) illustrating one Henry J. Robbins indulging in a Twin Kiss twist cone.

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In this particular photograph, our hirsute subject is telling this writer that he will not eat his ice cream cone if photographs are going to be taken.

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Moments later,  our irascible subject lets his guard down and indulges in a quick, hearty, sexual lick; lives to regret it.

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Subject’s son eats his ice cream with wild abandon; ice cream lands on shoulder.

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Surly subject squats alone at a table with a seafoam background.

20130629-194439.jpgMustachioed Subject attempts to block his ice cream sucking with one lone blue collar working hand, but everyone knows what’s going on behind the meat-fist.

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Temper flaring, subject tries to ruin this writer’s camera with an ice cream cone sucker punch; fails.

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Subject gives silent treatment for next 30 minutes, refuses to watch ice cream cone cinematic masterpiece:

  3 Responses to “Henry Eating Ice Cream”

  1. This is so amazingly awkward!

  2. This just won my lunchtime. Henry and his ice cream and constant stripes.

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