Denny & Potted Tweets

Denny hurt his friend Brenda pretty bad. He told her that her prom dress made her look like she was jaundiced.

“Orange always does that to me!” she sobbed.

“Then perhaps you shouldn’t wear orange anymore?” Denny suggested, in spite of the frantic waves and throat-cutting motions of their friends.

The next day, Denny told his mom about it.

“And I just can’t afford for Brenda to be sore with me,” Denny finished.

“Her friendship must mean so much to you,” Denny’s mom cooed, rubbing the back of his scruffy neck.

“It’s not that, Mom,” Denny continued, an annoyed tinge to his tone. “She promised to get me a fake ID so I can go to the new strip joint in town.”

And so that afternoon, armed with a pot of apologetic flowers, Denny rang Brenda’s doorbell.

As Brenda danced around the peace offering, sniffing each bud, Denny hoped she wouldn’t notice that two of them were orange.

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