I hope everyone had a lovely holiday/day off. Ours was mellow (meaning I only threw one tantrum) and overall ended up being a nice day. More later; I have a Thomas playset to project my OCD on for now.
Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 15:38 all i want for xmas is for armsbendback to reunite. get on that, fat man. #
- 18:37 a big heart is filling the April 5 block of my calendar.. #
- 21:53 It is weird seeing Henry in his natural habitat. #
- 23:51 Elmer Klump took a dump in his grandmother’s wig. #
- 11:23 Had a spaz attack trying to follow “sticker placement” instructions for a toy airport playset only to have Chooch peel them all off. #
- 11:52 The Thomas Carnival Adventure set comes with stickers adhered. I’m sending a thank you card. Maybe even a fruit cake. #
- 12:52 twitpic.com/wefe – FUCK YOU. Get terrorized, you piece of shit. #
- 14:35 Got Chooch an Edgar Allen Poe doll. His response was “Um. Oookay,” after which he dropped it in favor of, u know, age appropriate toys. #
- 17:08 Chooch is on this odd church-going kick. Whose kid is this? #
- 19:59 Well, if Henry really did marinate my tofu in urine, I’m only alarmed because I liked it. #
- 20:03 The trick to not overeating on holidays is to not have family who invite you over for dinner. #
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