Dec 292008
Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 15:44 تقوفتسنقبقثقثثقننتاالعهخحخععةمكجحمنا و #
- 15:45 Henry elbowed me in the face. Please bruise. #
- 19:31 Apparently I don’t know the difference between dragons and dinosaurs. #
- 12:37 My g-ma is back home & Crazy Aunt is back to her old agenda of keeping everyone away from the house. Apparently everyone is just me, tho. #
- 12:52 I’m the featured item today! tinyurl.com/7ywznf #
- 13:04 I want Kanye West and Dillinger Escape Plan to collaborate. The hotness would abound. #
- 13:33 can someone please trust in me the secret to drinking beer and liking it? #
- 17:13 Henry just asked “why haven’t you started drinking yet, Alkie?” I’m a little insulted. #
- 22:48 twitpic.com/x7yn – Marcy and her crew. #
- 00:36 I hope one day Henry will exhume my grave and rebuild my putrefied flesh, and then marry me at last. #
- 00:38 Another hope for the future is that Henry will stop sounding like he’s chomping on a mouthful of gravel when all he’s eating is popcorn. #
- 01:11 I think that Wonder Hangers could change my life. #
- 01:21 I consider myself a professor of whoreology. #
- 01:24 I want everything I see on tv after midnight. Twin Draft Guard? I’ve got my eyes on you. #
- 01:29 Henry talking abt my paintings: u should give the option of offering stories w/o mature content. wait, can u even write stuff like that? #
- 11:27 Henry is watching something about Walt Disney and crying. #
- 12:42 I’d love to coldcock my crazy aunt right about now. #
- 14:17 I may be a Forrest Gump in the kitchen, but I make damn good mac n cheese. If Food Network has a mac n cheese challenge, then you’ll see. #
- 14:18 Mac n cheese might be my gateway to throwing down with Bobby Flay. Great, now I’m in porn mode. #
- 14:52 twitpic.com/xdq5 – I hope MY game night is that fun! I will wear pigtails to make it so. #
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ahh yes the secret of drinking beer….drink it, a lot of it, fairly regularly
Now I cant stop picturing myself wearing a track suit with a trainer standing above me holding a stop watch.
What should my gateway beer be?
Food Network magazine has a one page story on mac and cheese this month… so there is hope! Got any truffles?
Henry talking abt my paintings: u should give the option of offering stories w/o mature content. wait, can u even write stuff like that?
haha!
is the only difference between dinos and dragons the fire breathing?