The Easter Glenn Hunt might be over, but the need for new Glenns will never run out thanks to celebrities dying all the time. But I guess that’s life, right? PEOPLE DIE AND IT SUCKS. Especially these national treasures:
This is how I inadvertently discovered that like 75% of the department had never heard of Devo. Them: “I don’t know who this is.”
Me: “He was in Devo. That’s why I wrote Devo on his shirt.”
Them: “What is a Devo?”
BUT WE ALL KNOW KATY PERRY. FML.
This broad from Green Acres. Barb was REALLY UPSET about this one. So upset that I feared she was going to start coming into work wearing overalls of remembrance.
This was one of the saddest ones I had to make. :(
Last of the singing von Trapp siblings. I went with a generalized Sound of Music Glenn to represent the whole goddamn clan.
I have said the Gwar frontman’s name a million times but really struggled to spell it.
UGH. :(:(:( TERRIBLE.
You may have noticed that there is no Fred Phelps Glenn, and that is because that guy doesn’t deserve to be memorialized, not even as a Glenn. And I haven’t gotten around to Mickey Rooney because I can’t figure out how to make that one recognizable. SOS.