Mar 212009
 

toiletcontest

Whenever things go remotely well for me, I panic and wonder what sort of hellstorm is skulking around behind the shanties, waiting to shower me with hot coal, STDs and Jessica Simpson medleys. So my instinct is to do something nice for other people.

And this is where it could benefit YOU. I’m giving away one of my bathroom plaques ($15 value) to one lucky reader. They’re available in a variety of styles and the choice is all yours. All you have to do is comment here on this entry and make sure you leave a valid email address. The winner will be chosen at random using random.org.

holyshitter  theloo2  crapper                                  craporium4

The winner gets one custom plaque, in the style of their choosing (boy/girl or little monster guy) and any background color.

The choices for the title are:

  • poo parlor
  • craporium
  • crapper
  • the loo
  • the john
  • holy shitter
  • chamber pot
  • privy
  • commode
  • toilette
  • the can
  • your own endearing custom title

Commenting is open right now and ends Friday  3/27  at noon EST.

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  61 Responses to “give ur bathroom some luv”

  1. Hey Erin!
    Thanks again for the rad poem-plaque you made about my temperamental pipes! I will send you a pic once my bathroom is re-done. I find myself now addicted to your site–this is some funny shit, girl! I hope I win…the holy shitter would be perfect in my downstairs bath!

    Letitia´s last blog post..Eco-chic baby bib/scarf

    • Aw, thank you for stopping by, Letitia! That’s so awesome:) I’m really glad you liked the poem-plaque, it was fun to make and I’m glad you asked me for it.

      I try to have a contest every other month — I’ll let you know when I’m having another one:)

  2. maybe it’ll be me! lovely!

  3. first of all….i can’t freakin believe it took me this long to become an american and actually get the internet! for god’s sake girl…i knew i would enjoy your page, but truly had no idea how amusing it would be. now i have something to do on the computer other than try and win a game of solitaire! your so funny! I LOVE IT! i’ll be checking up on you and poor poor henry…he definately has to love you. oh yeah tell him he always has a job as my assistant in bang trimming…lol

    • Lucia — you made my day! I’m so happy you finally made it here!

      I told Henry that you said he does a good job trimming my bangs and he tried to brush it off, but the truth is that he has a very strong domestic gene. He can cook, cut hair, AND sew, what the hell??

  4. oh F.Y.I.

    the holy shitter would look so awesome in my newly remolded bathroom……
    LOVE IT!

    EVERY ONE NEEDS A LIL BIT OF JESUS AROUND

  5. sigh….a response almost 4 months late, but that’s just because I have “The John” in my possesion as of today. The real John will be so happy, fer sure. I can’t wait for him to see it when he’s busy doing, well, you know…..

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