Jul 222014
 

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I’m really thankful that my cousin Danielle and I reconnected because now Chooch has a cousin around his age and I just think that’s so important, and not something that I had growing up because my family is so goddamn mental and loooooved to sever ties with entire branches. Chooch has been getting to know Danielle’s son Ean better lately which makes me happy because while he regularly sees Henry’s family, there’s clearly not much left of mine.

Ean slept over on Saturday and they were still getting along when they woke up on Sunday. I mean, assuming they even slept at all!

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And then on Sunday, one of our little neighbor kids wanted to come in and I have a pretty strong NO NEIGHBOR SPAWN IN THE HOUSE POLICY because it brings back traumatic memories of when I first moved there when I was 20 and literally ALL OF THE NEIGHBOR KIDS gravitated to me and the next thing I knew, I had 5 kids hanging off the railings of my front porch every single motherfucking day. And then it occurred to me that I had become some unofficial Brooklline babysitter and it was just no good.

All of those kids were fucking DDDDDDICK HEADS.

But this neighbor kid isn’t bad. He was kind of in awe of my house which was hilarious because if you’re most adults, you’re sneering at my juvenile decor. But if you’re a kid (or a cool adult), you’re like IS THAT A PEE WEE HERMAN DOLL?!?! And then running around my house with a pig mask on.

These are all things that happened.

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Later, we took Chooch and Ean to a pretty sad mini golf course, where Chooch only cried once so I guess he’s growing up, you guys.

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Henry relived his SERVICE days with an ugly camouflage ball. Get a life, Henry.

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Intense staring.
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HYENA FTW!!! (That’s me, obv. And I WON.)

Anyway, aside from feeling hungover all weekend without having had a single sip of alcohol, it was a good one. That was the most time I’ve spent with Ean, so YAY FAMILY STUFF!

This was basically Marcy’s face all weekend, especially when the extremely high-pitch voiced neighbor kid was over:

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  4 Responses to “Weekend Visuals”

  1. I basically need to squeeze that cat’s face every day for the rest of my life.

    Ean’s hair is gorgeous.

  2. I always lose at mini golf. I hit the ball to hard and don’t take my time, but whatevs, as long as you have you fun, but winning always makes it better lol

    • I’m always so stoked on it until the second or third hole and then it’s just a bunch of cheating. And we never stay together! Chooch will always be three holes ahead of us because god forbid we should all take turns like you’re supposed to!

  3. “Henry relived his SERVICE days with an ugly camouflage ball. Get a life, Henry.”

    TOLHURST!

    Seriously, it’s so cool that you’re rewiring family branches. It redefines the entire word.

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