And the winner of a custom bathroom plaque is:
Thanks to everyone who entered! I’ll have another contest soon, because contests are fun and make me feel like God. (Not really. I only feel like God when I wear a robe and shoot lightning bolts at people from my window.)
Also, I want to thank my friend Ally over at Onyx & Alabaster for blogging about me! It’s a real ego-swelling write-up so she’s my new bestie. Check out the rest of her blog; it will make your ring finger itch. Usually, after I look at her blog, I sit and stare at Henry in silence, diamond-less and with a droopy bottom lip. And then I think about how my only chance at nuptials at this point is to become a mail-order bride.
FUCK YOU, HENRY.