Jul 312014
 

Me, when Henry finally answered my FIFTH phone call: “OH HENRY THANK GOD YOU ANSWERED I ALMOST JUST DIED I WAS WALKING BY THIS MAN WHO WAS HOLDING SOMETHING IN HIS HAND AND HE WOULD PAUSE EVERY SO OFTEN AND CLICK IT AND THEN LOOK AROUND AND I AM POSITIVE IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE EXPLOSIVES ATTACHED TO HIMSELF AND I WAS IN SUCH A HURRY TO CROSS THE STREET TO GET AWAY FROM HIM THAT I STEPPED OUT IN FRONT OF A CAR AND ALMOST GOT HIT BUT I DIDN’T!”

Henry: “OK.”

Me: “IT WAS SCARY!”

Henry: “What was he holding? A phone?”

Me: “NO SOMETHING SMALL LIKE A BATTERY!”

Henry: “Ok. Maybe it really was a battery then.”

Me: “MORE LIKE A DETONATOR.”

Henry: “Wow. You sure have trials and tribulations.”

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  2 Responses to “A Conversation During My Lunch Break”

  1. It was Dumbledore and his putter outer.

  2. I, for one, am super glad that man did not choose to detonate his whatever-thingy-stuffs by you.

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