I’M BEING MOVED NEXT FRIDAY TO A NEW SEAT AND I’M VERY UPSET ABOUT THIS. I LIKE MY SEAT AND I HATE CHANGE AND THIS IS REALLY FUCKING GAY.
I’ll chain my ass to my fucking desk if I have to. Or quit. Yeah, maybe I’ll just quit!
There’s one pro, though: I’ll be far away from Gum Popper.
Eleanore keeps saying things like, "Babe, I don’t know why you’re complaining. You’re moving to the best seat!" Still, this is really fucking unacceptable.
Well, this is the second to the last straw. If they take your stapler, you let ol’ Rachy know, hm?
You’re first on my list, baby!
Why are they moving you? Will you be away from Kim and E, too?
E. will be right behind me (pros and cons to that) and Kim will have her own cubicle finally.
I HATE THIS.
Where are they moving you???
To your seat!
Do you know where you’re going yet?
I had no idea I was even moving, lol.
Dur, I’m an idiot — the email was just sent a little while ago.
I wish I could access my mail from home, I don’t really know how to do that from Outlook here.
Don’t you just love when the powers that be make changes and just fuck everything up.
And here I am, laughing alone.
I hope you will not be alone in your new seat!
I’ll be sitting next to my work frienemy Collin!
That does suck. But think of all the stories you can write. New characters.
I’ll be dragging them through the mud!
new seats suck.
… just don’t let bob and collin rub off on you.
as of now- you’re still cool.