Chooch, Henry and I were all sitting on the couch together tonight, watching The Walking Dead. And by “sitting on the couch together,” I mean that Chooch and I were taking turns roughly using Henry as an ottoman and a jungle gym until we eventually drove him away.
“We were just trying to have Family Time!” I cried as Henry stood up.
“No,” he shot back. “You were having Get On Henry’s Nerves Time!”