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Henry and Chooch met me downtown after work and we walked around, pretending to be a normal family who gives a shit about looking at Christmas things. I thought maybe Chooch would resist getting his picture taken with Santa, since he’s “at that age” and knows that “Santa” is really “Erin and Henry,” but he was like, “No it’s cool. Let’s do this.” I much prefer this Santa over the mall Santas, because it’s only $5 and all proceeds go to the food bank. (You can also pay in canned goods.) The mall Santas are such a racket! Fuck them and their overpriced “portrait packages” and long lines of screaming babies. Ugh.

When given the option to either sit on Santa’s knee or stand next to him, Chooch shrugged and went for the knee.

And then it was, “I want a new cat….and, I don’t know. A flat screen TV.”

So obviously I’m going to find him some wooden Archie Bunker box TV set, complete with rabbit ears.

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  One Response to “Chooch & Santa 2014”

  1. That Santa is pretty genuine-looking. I love Chooch’s hat.

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