It’s like a yard sale up in here.

I will use this random Tuesday in January to show you some things that I made with my own bare hands. (As opposed to the threadbare mitts of a hobo.)

 

Here is a loose interpretation of Abe Lincoln! I painted him while watching Penny Dreadful on Sunday, one of the rare moments I could be found sitting and not pacing in nervous boredom, gospel aerobics’ing, or following Henry around the house with a list of things for him to do.

Abe’s up for grabs here.

 

I finally finished this Twin Peaks parade that I stated a few weeks ago and then promptly lost interest in, because that’s what I do. I have half-paintings strewn all about the house.

And finally, here at the Oh Honestly, Erin garage sale, I have some Valentines for your consideration. Here we have a perforated sheet of 6, just like the kind you’d pass out in elementary school. Except, you know…with serial killers on ’em.

These, plus a whole slew of others, can be found over on my card shop: non compos cards. Use the coupon code “garrote” for 20% off!

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Maybe I should start selling hot dogs with my paintings too, in true Brookline yard sale fashion:

My old neighbor sold hot dogs at his yard sale one time, and business was booming.

And then my crazy ex-neighbor Robin slithered out of her meth lab with her own contributions: shitty Christmas wreaths and the best fucking wicker throne that Henry refused to buy:

God, I miss those neighbors.