Mar 072015
 

One time on March 6, me and daddy went to Shop n’ Save  and daddy got a Pork loin and it looked like a Big Fat Cow P3n1s. I was sort of grossed out. But then he asked a guy to cut it 1 inch. The guy was like 0.0. And I was like );. So the guy cut it 1 inch. His shirt was clean but when he came out from cutting it. HE MUST OF CUT IT GOOOOOOD D:! Because he was all bloody. But we left after that and when we got home. I told mommy all about it. We laughed!

Today mommy showed me the rug she wants to get. It’s a rug that has a devil on a throne and two naked ladies. I don’t want to have it in our house but mommy does. I said what if grandma comes over. She’ll be like “Oh Joey do you approve of this! I said no B00bies until you’re 50! I’m going to spank your a$$!” That’s what grandma calls him Joey instead of Henry. Apparently because there’s already a Henry in the family so they call him Joey.

 

  3 Responses to “Big Fat Cow P3n1s and The Rug With B00bies! 0.0”

  1. Wait, she calls him Joey? WHAT?! That’s so odd.

    • I was so confused when I first met his family because they ALL call him that! I was like “Uncle Joey? Who the fuck is Uncle Joey?” Joseph is his middle name, but still! It caught me off guard! Even his ex-wife called him Joey, therefore he will ALWAYS be Henry to me ;)

  2. “That’s what grandma calls him Joey instead of Henry. Apparently because there’s already a Henry in the family so they call him Joey.”

    This was the best part of the post. It sounds so absurd when you read it, but you can tell it’s true. I find Henry much more suitable. And appropriate.

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