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On Mothers Day we went to Delgrosso’s  and I had a fun day.  Of course Mommy wanted to go on the Wacky Worm first because she’s obsessed with it. So we went to the bathroom first because if I say I have to go the while we’re there daddy will get pissed. So after the Wacky Worm we went on the Crazy Mouse and  a lot of the rides were getting maintenance checked and we waited in line for a while. Since the ride only has 5 carts we went on in like 5minutes. Then mommy and  I went on the Music Express and the Umbrellas. Then  I got ice cream which was Chocolate Marshmallow and I wanted to go on the Pirate Ship (aka Pharaoh’s Fury) by MYSELF because Daddy never gets a bracelet and mommy didn’t want to get sick because she wanted to go on more rides. While I was in line Daddy was EATING my ice cream and I only had a quarter  of it and daddy had half . In line I screamed at him and the people in front of me laughed.

 

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But mommy gets to eat ALL of her ice cream (she just said “Because I’m the best”)

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Daddy gave me 1 dollar for 1 game to win on and I picked  a game where you have to put BALLS IN A CLOWN’S MOUTH (which sounds so wrong) It was pretty easy minus the fact fact where you have to get 1 ball in each slot. It took me 2 tries to win. I won this CUTE ,PURPLE ,FLUFFY ,DELIRIOUS , AND PRETTY  PIG. I won it for mommy and then she said “Oh thanks, you can keep It in your room though.” I was okay with that. We named him Pukey JR. Then mommy and I went on the Tilt-a-Whirl which was under maintenance but we were the first people on the Tilt-a-Whirl since the whole day. It wasn’t a surprise but every time mommy wants to go on the Tilt-a-Whirl she gets sick. The last ride of the day was the Wacky Worm. We had a fun day at Delgrosso’s.

 

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(BONUS!!!) The day before Delgrosso’s daddy and I went to Michael’s then Ulta to get mommy a present for Mothers Day. I really wanted a sticker book for while we are going to Delgrosso’s and in the car  for 2 hours. Daddy wondered how much it was I said 13 US DOLLARS and 20 CANADIAN DOLLARS. He said “OH HELL NO I BUY ENOUGH S*** FOR YOU!” I threw a fit the whole way into Ulta and I put on makeup in there and daddy was pissed. On the way back home from Delgrosso’s we went to a restaurant called Valley Dairy. Our waitress was named Sarah and some waiter was basically doing our whole service because Sarah was slow and having a rough ,rough day. (Speaking of having a rough day, Sarah in my class was having a rough day because her nose was bleeding like all day Tuesday and Wednesday.)

Sarah finally came to our service and asked for our order. After dinner I ordered a Clown Sundae and I sadly made fun of it and mommy said Sarah was having a rough day. I liked the sundae though that’s all that matters.

  4 Responses to “Mother’s Day Trip (BONUS!!!: Sticker Book and Sarah)”

  1. This might be my favorite Chooch post ever, and it’s entirely because of “(speaking of having a rough day…)”. That shit was really funny to me, for some reason.

    • That part cracked me up too! Sometimes I forget how much attention he pays to the way we talk around him. There was this one time when he was REALLY young where he said “Touché” as a response to something and it totally worked. Janna and I were like “The fuuuuuck?!”

  2. Here are the lines that cracked me up so bad:

    In line I screamed at him and the people in front of me laughed.

    13 US DOLLARS and 20 CANADIAN DOLLARS.

    I threw a fit the whole way into Ulta and I put on makeup in there and daddy was pissed.

    Speaking of having a rough day, Sarah in my class was having a rough day because her nose was bleeding like all day Tuesday and Wednesday.

    This rules. Please, more of these. If we could all recount our days like this, all the best details would be remembered better.

    • He was very insistent upon including the Canadian rate for the sticker, which made me laugh because it’s totally something I would have fixated on too! I’m hoping he’ll do more of these. I have to try and be gentle about it so he doesn’t feel like he’s being nagged and then he just won’t do it ever again!

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