Henry has been in a terrible mood all weekend which is hard to believe considering he spends so much time hanging out with Chooch and me. That just made procuring Henry Bombs even more fun!
The “Dropping Off The Kids At the Sold Out Sleeping With Sirens Show, Speeding Off Into the Sunset For a Night Of Peaceful Grocery Shopping” shot. It was the happiest he’s ever been. If he could have gotten away with grocery shopping in his underwear, he probably would have suffered a hernia of happiness.
(Forever cutting off the top of my head because I’m a selfie dunce.)
The “Professional Driver Henry Doesn’t Need The Rear Camera Thing To Back Out Of a Parking Lot” shot. “I WILL USE THE MIRRORS AS THEY WERE INTENDED!”
The “DONT TOUCH MY GLASSES!” shot.
The “Using His Belly As a Plate” shot.
The “Dutifully Washing Dishes So Chooch & I Will Have More To Dirty” shot.
The “Channeling His Mental Colorwheel In Order To Assemble the Most Aethestically-Pleasing Serial Killer Greeting Card But Always Double-Checking With Me First” shot.
OK that’s all. I have to go finish watching this thing about Ted Bundy because it’s my life and I do what I want.