Jun 30 2015
Henry Bombs: Boring Weekend Edition
I fell off my Henry Bomb game this time around because I spent most of the weekend pouting. (No actual reason other than I’m Erin Rachelle Kelly.)
The “Falling Asleep While Erin Watches Warped Tour Pit Vlogs On YouTube, This Is Too Exciting For a Friday Night” shot.
The “Forced Hand-Hold On The Way To The Mall, If Only Tiffany Was Performing There To Complete This Picture Of Puppy Love” shot.
The “Whoa, TWO Desserts? Livin’ Large!” shot.
The “Paying For All Of His Desserts” shot.
The “Making A Big Deal Out Of the New Cross-Walk Box & Reminiscing About The Days When Pedestrians Were Less Coddled & Able To Cross A Street Without A Robotic, Disembodied Voice Telling Them When” shot.
The “He’s Been Watching the Wen Segment On QVC For Too Long, Caught Feelings For Chaz Dean” shot.
Henry + Chaz.
The “Pretending To Be Too Cool To Watch Scream With His Family While Still Occasionally Looking Up From His Phone Because He Can’t Remember If There’s Any Nudity In This Classic Film” shot.
The “We Put On The Exorcist And Then Found Henry Pouting In Bed Because He’s ‘Not Interested In Watching That'” shot. Side note: One of the first things I learned about Henry is that he is terrified of any horror movie with religious themes and just absolutely refuses to watch them, especially any of the ones involving exorcisms, which clearly means that he was possessed when he was in the SERVICE and had to be exorcised by a Panamanian priest.
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Maybe he was a pastor and had to perform one and got all fucked up from it! Omg Henry, why don’t you expose all your secrets?!
“One of the first things I learned about Henry is that he is terrified of any horror movie with religious themes and just absolutely refuses to watch them, especially any of the ones involving exorcisms, which clearly means that he was possessed when he was in the SERVICE and had to be exorcised by a Panamanian priest.”
Wait, what? For real? Horror movies with religious themes scare him? I had no idea anything could scare him. I thought he’d seen it all. That’s what people in the SERVICE usually say. Wow. This is ammunition.
Livin large INDEED.
I can just see you and Henry fist pumping to Tiffany at the mall.
Movies where people get possessed scare the shit out of me.