Oct 092015
 

Ghoul Mansion

Have you ever been to Ghoul Mansion? Well It wasn’t TOO scary. Well on the way there I fell asleep and while I was sleeping daddy went in Barnes and Noble to get a “My Drunk Kitchen”  book made by Hannah Hart.

Daddy was “scrub” so he didn’t want to go in. There was a maze where there were guys with glow in the dark gloves on. It was also pitch black. We got into a Nurse part (WHICH ALWAYS THE WORSE) and me and mommy got our pictures taken. The first picture was normal. The second picture had a loud BANG when it was shot. Oh yeah and a couple doors down there was a bar and grill called Marigold Bar and Grill. Daddy said that was where he was going to while we were in the haunted house.

When we were leaving mommy was a “scrub” for running away from a kid dressed up as a devil. LOL (,:! She was so annoyed.

 

After the haunted house we stopped at this diner called MIDDLESEX Diner. LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Before the MIDDLESEX Diner we drove past MIDDLESEX BAR AND GRILL. I had a HUGE cheeseburger that I made daddy eat and the bathroom smelled like piss. I was sad because Yankee Kitchen (The diner we went to before) because daddy didn’t want to go so we didn’t get to hear Fish Dinner! ):

While we were there an old guy sneezed louder than daddy, LOUDER THAN DADDY! I mean who sneezes louder than daddy, right?!?!

CASTLE BLOOD

Janna, Daddy, Mommy, Kara, and I went to Castle blood the day after me and mommy went to Ghoul mansion. I made fun of Janna by saying “Are you sure your mom isn’t going to whoop your a**?” She said back “No, only on Christmas.” I found a hand buzzer in the parking lot and Kara took it and I said “Don’t Taze Me Bro!”  One of the guys at Castle Blood called daddy “BIG MAN.” We all laughed but daddy agreed with the guy.

It was Kara’s first time at Castle Blood and she liked it. We go every year because its awesome and we just like haunted houses a lot. It used to be an old funeral home and there are a lot of ghosts there now. I was nervous because I had to go in the front a lot. If someone asked me why they should go to castle blood I would say because its AWESOME and always has a good story. I would tell you what the story is but you should go find out for your self.

We were looking for 3 things a Stone, a Bone, and a Crumb. Wait umm sorry, a Crone. Well that was embarrassing. Some vampire guy made me go up the stairs without the group so I did, and I got to scare the crap out of mommy. But not anyone else because I’m bad at scaring people.

At the grave yard part Whiplash (one of the people) said “Don’t drop the stone.” and right after that it sounded like I dropped it but I kicked a nail. SO QUIT MAKING FUN OF ME!

A Werewolf jump-scared us and made us all howl. I did the best and daddy did the worst because he didn’t do it.

Obviously you know I had fun at two haunted houses on Saturday and Sunday. 
 

  6 Responses to “Chooch Does Haunts 2015”

  1. I’m old. Is ‘scrub’ a thing again?

    I really want to go to Castle Blood.

  2. the vampire who sent you up the stairs alone at Castle Blood was named Shard

  3. I loved the werewolf at Castle Blood. He was fun! Our friend Ana had to go up the stairs a. lone and scare us. She did good!

  4. “Before the MIDDLESEX Diner we drove past MIDDLESEX BAR AND GRILL. I had a HUGE cheeseburger that I made daddy eat and the bathroom smelled like piss.”

    I cried at the juxtaposition of these two sentences. Oh, how I love this.

    “While we were there an old guy sneezed louder than daddy, LOUDER THAN DADDY!”

    And there was a PHOTO! I already cry enough at all these posts. Now this.

    “One of the guys at Castle Blood called daddy “BIG MAN.” We all laughed but daddy agreed with the guy.”

    I seriously can’t stop laughing and I spilled salad dressing on myself from LAUGHING TOO HARD oh gawd!

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