I’m screaming, can you hear me?? I’m all “OMFG JAY HOGART! You can get me shot by a psycho bullied student anyday! Put your gonorrhea’d dickie in my mouth and infect my throat, I’ll only beg for more, Jay Hogart!”
Holy shit look at him, in all of his blue-collared glory. AND LOOK AT THE MOUNTY! OH, CANADA! You know, when I met Henry, he used to wear blue coveralls just like that. ONLY HE DIDN’T LOOK AS HOT.
Fuuuuuck, my loins. They burn.
I wonder how hard it would be to meet him. Oh my God I just looked at imdb.com and I am only FIVE YEARS older than him. This is even more realistic than I ever imagined. I’m coming for you, Jay Hogart. Take me to the ravine.
A child whose first word will hopefully be ABOOT.
Who’s your Degrassi crush? OK fine, who’s your celebrity crush IN GENERAL? And don’t give me that Edward Cullen shit.
Someone find me a desktop theme for this fine slice of Canadian ass. ARRRRG I just found his MySpace, it’s on.