Today I was inspired to:
1. Resurrect "Peace out, Girl Scout!" as an exiting salutation.
2. Possibly submit some of my super gay short stories to an online publication.
3. Write raps again.
4. Incite flame wars on a regular basis because the last one spiked the shit out of my stats. (It wasn’t even a particularly fiery one, either.)
5. Make my own sandwich to take to work.
6. Talk to strangers more often. Preferrably ones that loiter under bridges and in front of abortion clinics.
What are your inspirations for today?