So for this one, I decided, “I should probably stand up and do some kicks, rock from side to side and punch the air. That will probably make me sound better.” And I thought it really did.
But Alisha said I just sounded like a rapist. :(
And then I had to record it again because I forgot to save it the first time, and Alisha wouldn’t stick around to cheer me on.
Mostly because she was too busy being a hobag, taking pictures of me doing my thang, which just happens to be SANGING. As in, “Hoooo girl, you can SANG!”