Today is awesome. I’ve experienced blog malfunctions, where entire drafts that I had been working on upward of three hours were vaporized and other drafts were posted prematurely and god only knows how many emails my poor subscribers received. And then Henry did something, one of those things that Henry does, and my entire blog disappeared and I’m doing the hot coal dance behind him while he’s very unconvincingly monotoning, “It’s OK. It’s still there. I know….exactly…what I….did.” So I had to leave. I went out with Alisha and took some super-stupid pictures of her wearing a bloody box on her head. And for awhile, you know, I felt OK, like I maybe might not DIE if my blog was eaten.
Then I come home to find that Blogathon sent out the emails to my sponsors and the link to donate was cut off. It’s too late to change it. So I emailed everyone and fucking Outlook decided it would look more urgent if it was sent THREE TIMES. And all I wanted to do was go to bed! BUT NO. The computer had to come back and challenge me to another duel.
Just stupid shit. The kind of stupid shit that is so annoying yet so trivial that it’s not worth getting all worked up over but STILL – GOOD GODDAMN did I want to break some expensive Lalique today.
The outcome of all of this is that I look like a nice ripe retard, hooray!
(Seriously, my apologies to those of you who got inbox-raped by me today. WTF.)