Obvious Punchlines

Henrying

Jan 302008

I grabbed a frozen vegetarian sausage out of the freezer to take to work.

Holding it limply in my hand, it’s a nice long tube of faux-meat with impressive girth, I asked Henry, "What else can I take with this?"

"Lubricant."

Good answer.

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5 Responses to “Obvious Punchlines”

Bueno Mexicana says:

January 30, 2008 at 6:53 pm

that WAS pretty good.

every now and then… he has his moments.

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- Tuna Tar-Tart says:
  
  January 30, 2008 at 8:56 pm
  
  I mean, for Henry, that was definitely funny.
  
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cynthia says:

January 30, 2008 at 9:43 pm

it has a flavor.

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- Tuna Tar-Tart says:
  
  January 30, 2008 at 11:02 pm
  
  it has a particular zest about it, i’ll agree.
  
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newsong says:

January 31, 2008 at 2:35 am

I chuckled.

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