Aug 132009
 

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  • Shit — John Hughes? :(    
  • Janna shouldn’t be talkin’ ’bout how divine her banana bread is ‘less she’s ready to bake mama a loaf.    
  • Thank god Janna is here to make us pierogies for lunch. (Maybe I should check the status of her bleeding first, though.)    
  • Janna cut her thumb on a swing and is now HIVing this joint up.    
  • Dear Janna: you chew your gum like a JV cheerleader filing her nails in study hall. Sincerely, Gum Chewing Patrol.    
  • I hope to never hear “blog” said so many times on the news again; after awhile it just sounds like blaaaawg & it makes me feel aggressive. 

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  One Response to “fuck off, tweets”

  1. Pierogis with … Italian dressing?!! My Babci is rolling in her grave!!! Sour cream only!!!

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