Feb 042008
 

What is angry and makes loud, explosive sounds that the military should implement as sonic weaponage, using nothing but paper and scissors, all while listening to Mary J. Blige?

No, it’s not Collin making strings of paper dolls to drape along his bed post to ensure a night full of rainbow-sparkly dreams (he doesn’t like Mary J. Blige-ish music).

Answer: Eleanore clipping coupons. All night long with the clipping and violent release of scissors onto the desk, pausing here and there to yell into the phone about young people being "STOOPit".

  5 Responses to “A Riddle”

  1. … it was better when she could watch her shows.

  2. You KNOW this one cracked me up.

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