But the best part about it is that she is SO APOLOGETIC and willing to do whatever it takes to earn my full forgiveness. I mean, I guess that was always the way our friendship worked, but who’s keeping track.
We haven’t seen each other since last March, but she’s here now and in a few hours we’ll be leaving for Cleveland to see Brand New as a way-belated birthday present since she wasn’t around for the actual, incredibly anti-climatic birthday in July.
But first, in an effort to punish her a little further, I had her stuff herself into an old lady dress, pour fake blood on her face, and stand barefoot in my front yard in 40 degree temperatures at midnight.
My favorite part was when my neighbor who hates me came home from work to see me squatting in the front yard with spot lights, fake blood, and an obvious-lesbian made grotesquely (and begrudgingly) effeminate with the help of a $2.99 thrift store dress.