Hi guys it’s us, Dumb & Dumber. We decided to sneak up on Henry at the laundromat and at the end of the 35 minute walk there, we didn’t see his car (after Chooch was trying to make me paranoid that Henry was actually downtown at Blush).
I texted him and said “What are you doing?” He said “Folding.”
FOLDING WHAT, BENJAMINS INTO G-STRINGS?
So I called him and acted all weird and he was like WHAT IS GOING ON so Chooch grabbed the phone and spilled the beans and Henry was all “You dumbasses.”
OH TURNS OUT HENRY HAS BEEN GOING TO A NEW LAUNDROMAT.
So now we’re in Dollar General killing time because we want Henry to pick us up because the walk home is like all up hill and we didn’t plan this far ahead, and of course I don’t have my wallet so I can’t even buy us snacks and we’re just walking around looking at generic snacks, acting like we’re starving orphans, waiting for Henry to come and adopt us while singing along to Shawn Mendes and Justin Bieber.
Omg we look so suspicious and creepy.
ETA: Henry came and got us at the original laundromat because Chooch went over there to pee and use the vending machine. We got in the car and Henry said, “Idiots.”
He just said he wishes he had gone to that laundromat because he’d have had us help fold. Ugh.