Whenever things go remotely well for me (and I’m talking winning a free ticket on a scratch off), I panic and wonder what sort of hellstorm is skulking around behind the shanties, waiting to shower me with hot coal, STDs and Jessica Simpson medleys. So my instinct is to do something nice for other people.
And this is where it could benefit YOU. I’m giving away one of my 4″x4″ bathroom plaques ($15 value) to one lucky reader. They’re available in a variety of styles and the choice is all yours. Here are some of the glowing reviews that have been dumping in (oh, see what I did there? DUMPING?):
Jen Shitcan from Missouri has been heard saying, “Shiiit, I was so sick of my bitch ass husband bringing his broads home from the bar and asking me where the can was so they can empty their Diva Cup. Now they just look for the sign and I don’t gotta be bustin’ caps no more.”
Isaac Outhouse from the wilderness sent a telegram saying, “Sign good. Rust proof.”
Peter Pisser from a place with a large blind population sent a box of chocolates with a note saying, “Works good. Except my one blind friend still needs help finding the commode. Make one in braille, you should.”
Melissa Purell informed in green ink, “My son has a penchant for smearing fecal matter everywhere but the hand wipes I keep on the sink specifically for these occasions. Luckily, the unsavory smudges wipe right off my bathroom marker. The stench, not so much.”
And Alyson from Waltham, MA was so thrilled to have her friends stop crapping in her potted plants that she left this flowery feedback: Thanks so much!! I absolutely love it!! My house plants thank you from the bottom of their rooty hearts. It’s the perfect size, too!
Possibly only one of those are real.
All you have to do is comment here on this entry and make sure you leave a valid email address. The winner will be chosen at random using random.org.
The winner gets one custom plaque, in the style of their choosing (boy/girl or little monster guy) and any background color.
The choices for the title are:
- poo parlor
- craporium
- crapper
- the loo
- the john
- holy shitter
- chamber pot
- privy
- commode
- toilette
- the can
- your own endearing custom title
Commenting is open right now and ends Sunday 1/17 at noon EST.
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65 Responses to “Give Ur Bathroom Some Love: 2010 Edition”
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I have 3, count them T-H-R-E-E pieces of original Erin Kelly artworks hanging in my living room. I think it’s ONLY fair to add one in the bathroom, too!!!
OMG. That comment was so poorly worded. I suck and don’t deserve a plaque.
Ooo Ooo Pick me! Pick me! I reallyreally want one!!!
Those are toooo cute! That would go perfect in my college appartment!!!
Ha! Love the “holy shitter” one.
Those are too hilarious…I’m trying to imagine my friends’ reactions to them!
HAHA! I have 4 pieces of your art and counting. Soon my entire house will be nothing more than an ode to you!
My name is Erin, too!
Holy, Crap!
These are too funny! I would like the Holy Shitter or Poop Deck version. *crosses my legs and hopes to win*
:-)
I would be so happy if I had one of these .I really like “craporiam”
OH MY GOD MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I would shit twice and die if I won
so
how do I go about rigging the contest to ensure my victory? who do I have to sleep with?
WHO DO I HAVE TO SLEEP WITH!??!?!?!?!?!
please random.org, pick me pick me!! for the simple reason that our friend john likes to take cell phone pix of his morning dumps and send them to my husbands phone and has a tattoo of “turdy ate” on his forearm. trufaxors.
obviously, my pic would be “the john”. tis fitting!
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh man…these are hilarious as heck! I think I would go with the Poop Deck one as well…I like a little ironic humor in my bathroom.
*crosses fingers*
OH yeah…. I want like ten of those. If there were ten.
These so rule. And it would be perfect becase I’m thinking of finally letting people come inside my house instead of just standing in the driveway.
OMG, Erin you have such a great way with words. You had me rollin over here!!! So fuckin funny! I love your poop plaques, around here farts and shit are one of the main topics! I also think you could incorporate your serial killer work into these poop plaques :P
Please do include my name:P
In other news, its funny that to the right there was a Google Ad that talked about toilets…more specifically ‘How to Clean Your Toilet’….jesus.
so cute and adorable!
good luck to you all
If you don’t pick me, I’m gonna know this is totally rigged. Do ya hear me. Pick Meeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
LOVE your plaques!
I need a turlet sign please!
Oh, these are absolutely AWESOME! I would love the “toilette” plaque :D *fingers crossed*
Love it !! The plaques are just genius!! So awesome!! Would love to have one of these !!
juliapiekielko@hotmail.com
Now those are totally kewl!! toilette plaque is the one for me!! Now I gotta get back to reading your blog, I saw something about Kennywood and Westmoreland county mmmm you just might be a Western Pa. born and bred gal like me:)
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These are fantastic, and would fit well with our…ah…eclectic home decor. Thanks for the chance!!
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP…..that is all.
haha, poop deck!! thanks for the opportunity!
Cute! I’d like to enter.
boxinghelena17 AT gmail DOT com
Haha this is really funny! Love it!
Oooops I commented on livejournal but I want onnneee so here’s my comment here!
my email is miamikika@aol.com!
Poop Deck, Awesome! Thanks for the giveaway.
yumihamano@gmail.com
I about cracked UP when I saw the “Poop Deck” one. Heh. ilovetea(at)hellokitty.com
How creative and amusing!
Oh well, what can I say but HOLY SHITTER what a great giveaway! lol!
These are so creative! I love the unique idea and the designs are awesome too, both men and women will like it ^__^
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too cute hehe, i’s totally hang one of these above my toilet! ^^
I love these, I can’t stop laughing!! I can only imagine the comments when guests come and use the bathroom!
schiffam21(at)gmail(dot)com
Awesome! I’d love to have one of these!
pmleos at gmail dot com
I love it! Especially the Poopdeck plaque :)
OH YeS I love them! Inspired Creativity.
Okay – those are awesome! I would love to see the reaction I’d get from my mother-in-law!
Ha, these would be fab for me and my smart mouth!
Love this! Isn’t this the perfect way to potty train my son!…
I toitally need a third one for the house. The art and the plaques are amazing. Sign me up!
LOVE THESE!! Must have, must have, must have! Pick me and I’ll send ya a picture of it in the loo! (Or, more accurately, on the DOOR of the loo!)
I give art a good home (but possibly a bad name).
h4schaffer at gmail dot com
Hilarious! I definitely want to win!
mnewton1985 at aol dot com
Those are awesome. I love them.
littledeadmommy@gmail.com
These are wonderful!
I would so love one for my son’s new house. He would think that was awesome.
Toilette or Poop Deck I think.
Great stuff!
Thanks
Caron
I like the poop deck :)
love ’em!
rrivercat at yahoo dot com