Jan 212010
 

Eyelids heavy, Chooch slurs, “I hate squid.”

At a loss for anything profound to say (the ungodly hour of 4:43am will do that to a person), I say, “Oh. Well, I’ll be sure not to get you one for your birthday.”

On the brink of falling back asleep, he goes, “Ok.”

After a few seconds to consider this, he adds, “Well, will you get me a whale instead, since I hate squid?”

He never heard my answer over his snores. And now I’m wide awake.

  3 Responses to “Squid dreams”

  1. s’ok chooch. I love squid so if they bug you, just send them my way, buddy

  2. Whoa, smart kid!

  3. Priceless.

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