Hello I got the job! They apparently are able to see past the fact that my incompetence shines when faced with the dubious task of opening doors and are willing to test the theory that I’m actually intelligent, as stated by my glowing references.
And it’s temp to perm, so no more getting bounced around like the forgotten child in a divorce. After 3-6 months, I’ll be making more money than I was when I was working full-time; more money for less work? This really panders to my lady of leisure lifestyle.
I start on Monday. I’m so happy I can breathe again.
I left Chooch sitting in front of the Toys R Us website and told him to go wild. Just not too wild. Like, under $50 wild.
OMG now I can eat! And buy new jeans! TODAY I LOVE EVERYONE!