I realized yesterday that I haven’t used my Twitter since July, and now it seems like everyone and their hairdresser are all about "tweeting," so I decided to resurrect mine. Probably a bad idea because I tend to abuse shit like this, especially since I can update it from my phone.
"12:56pm: I am sitting at a red light!!!!!!!!"
Dumb shit like that.
If any of you have Twitter, you should add me, you know — since I did such a great job promoting myself: