So today I submitted a photo to some Visit PA Facebook contest. Naturally, there are only two days left to vote, I literally missed out on the entire month; I figured it was worth a shot so I quickly chose a photo of something that could, I guess, be considered touristy and quickly entered.
Because hello, the top 6 vote-getters win one of six Pennsylvania getaways and you know who would like to get away? This girl I know who is ready to slaughter every living being in her house before diving off a bridge.
OH THAT’S RIGHT, ME.
Yes, I would like to win this contest, but my chances are relatively nil. Still, it’s worth a shot! And I’m hoping that someone reading this might want to take a minute and vote for dumb photo. I’d like to think I don’t ask for much from my reader(s), so please! Come on, I’m the girl who gives my shit away! (And by shit, I am of course talking about paintings, etc. Not my actual feces. Yet.) If ever I’ve made you smile or maybe even laugh here and there, please vote for me (and maybe even tell your friends to vote too?) unless me making you smile or laugh requires me to make good on that promise and jump off a bridge. Then, you know, don’t vote for me. Bastard.
The “getaway” could be a Dumpster in Scranton fitted with a piece of burlap and a sack of oranges for a pillow, or a serial killer’s surgically-equipped basement in Allentown, and I’d still consider sexual favors in exchange for votes. That’s how badly I’d like to run away.
My entry is HERE.
The photo is from my Westmoreland County Fair post from last August, and it always makes me smile. Maybe it makes you smile too! I heard that means you should vote.