Somewhere in my blog travels, I stumbled across Crunchy Betty, who is (super pretty and) having a contest thing where you send her a picture of food on your face. I thought, “Boy, that sure sounds fun, and maybe I should keep up with this blogosphere elbow-rubbing thing.” You know, instead of being that pissed-upon loser blog in the corner.
And really, does it get any better than applying balls of sugary Trix to your face in ninety-degree heat, using peanut butter as adhesive? I had to take these pictures faster than I jump into bed at night. (I don’t like standing next to the bed after dark because SOMETHING MIGHT LOP OFF MY FEET WITH A SICKLE, so I usually do a little running leap, like I’m some goddamn gymnast in fear of being whipped by Bela Karoli.)
There. That was fun. But no one wanted to kiss me…?
[ETA: I’m sure I did this wrong, now that I think about it. I have this incredibly rich habit of glossing over words like a sixteen-year-old fresh out of Adderal and I’m wondering if I was supposed to actually make one of the facial mask recipes on Crunchy Betty’s blog. There might be a do-over in the future.]
OMG i love it :) you are too cute
That is flippin hilarious.. and you are not a loser in the corner lol…
That brown Trix is reminding me of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup cereal, and it’s kind of giving me the barfs.
Great, now I can’t reply to comments. Thanks, Henry.
Two things Jenn:
1. That’s purple, not brown.
2. There’s a good chance it’s my whole entire face giving you the barfs. Sorry. :(
That is adorable but it looks like a pack of baby tribbles are attacking you!
It felt like it, too!
I say we get an unsuspecting fool drunk and food up HIS face…that sounds so much more fun!! :)
Ha, that is awesome! Love it!
I miss you and can’t wait to be back in Pittsburgh where I can be part of your odd yet oh so interesting adventures!Love ya!
I’m so excited for this, I could die! I’ve been thinking about it a lot lately! (Not dying, but hanging out with you!)
Oh, those are so awesome! :)
I think we should do your face up next!
LOL. Once again thanks for the laugh. Even with multi-colored cereal you’re beautiful.
You are too sweet:)
Gosh your eyes are pretty! It took a close up with cereal on your mug for the realization to slap me in the face…
OK, I blushed. :)