Apr 152008
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 17:48 Playing with two doll arms. Possibilities are endless. #
  • 21:17 I hate when I finally figure out what I want in life and it winds up being something dumb. Like circus peanuts. #
  • 21:50 Someday I will make the front page. Its my destiny. Probably it will be the Pennysaver but I’ll take it. #
  • 00:46 I want to have a yard sale and sell my family. Maybe a spatula and lampshade, too. #

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  13 Responses to “What the Tweet?”

  1. or front page for mo’murda.

  2. so i just found you via blogexplosion and i think you’re my new favorite blogger. no, i know you are.

  3. Sorry dude, but circus peanuts? What’s next, those gross orange and black wrapped peanut butter treats things at Halloween?

    • I know, right? I HATE circus peanuts.

      But I like those peanut butter treats! I don’t know why, because they’re pretty disgusting, but I still eat them.

    • Shannon loves them and it grosses me out. I can’t abide by the peanut butter treats either, but then I always loved those stupid chalky squares that had monster heads poorly etched on them, so what I do I know about gourmet Halloween candy action?

  4. People are so divided about Circus Peanuts! As for me, I like them, but don’t know of anyone else who does.

  5. … pennysaver. that gives me an idea.

  6. I HEART CIRCUS PEANUTS.

    Those peanut butter things are fucking grosssssssssss, though. YOU LOSE.

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