Urgent. Will die without reading.
- 13:03 Henry QOTD: I would never leave just because someone sat down beside me. Unless it was you. #
- 15:08 I think henry just tried to send me a picture of his weener. Would have been hot if he did it from zoo, not bedroom. #
- 15:33 Eyebrows are a really weird part of the face when u think about it. At least they’re not wooden though. Or Teflon. #
- 19:32 If I was "trained" to write for a career I’m pretty certain I’d kill myself. #
- 20:49 Apparently its ok to be full of shit as long as you’re funny. Whew. #
- 22:36 Srsly am about to slit throats with frying pans.#
- 09:59 Couldn’t remember kielbasi so I kept calling it curvy meat which is a much cooler name anyway. #
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