Yo yo yo we’re currently en route to Wildwood and I’m not doing a TRADITIONAL LIVEBLOG but here are some PICTURES.
Chooch has been into reading again ever since Mexico (thank you to his new friends for inspiring him to read again! He’s currently reading Bullet Train (Bad Bunny is evidently in the movie and Chooch’s “Mexico Squad” are obsessed with him so I assume this is what instigated his desire to read the book?) and is having such a good time with it that’s he’s intermittently cracking up in the backseat and has already rated it 5 stars on Goodreads even though he’s only 1/3 done.
Meanwhile I’m reading this which is blah:
Stopped at the same rest area in Bedford where we ran into Bridget last fall!
There’s a cool wall of Turnpike artifacts that I never bothered to look at until today.
I thought they were CHEERSing their Starbucks but I dunno what was actually happening.
Also it annoys me that anytime Chooch GRUDGINGLY lets me have a sip of his drinks, he immediately gropes for a napkin to wipe off the lid. Dude, I’m your MOTHER?!
We are currently driving thru the stinkiest stretch of Pennsylvania, holy fucking shit.
At another rest stop. This guy is stocking the pastry shelf and HIS GIRLFRIEND JACKED HER FINGER UP TODAY REAL GOOD BUT SHE WON’T GO TO THE DOCTOR.
Omg another rest stop!
I dunno why this is so funny to me but Chooch obv. does not agree.
Trying to get a picture of the super moon that’s been evading him all night.
We’ll be at our hotel in Somewhere, NJ in about 20 minutes (11pm) and then tomorrow we’ll have another hour to drive before WILDWOOD so I am signing off now byeeee.