Apr 272008
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 16:06 The only thing worse than being called jelis is when ur really not. Oh, and decapitation might be worse too. #
  • 18:50 Sometimes I wanna be all YOU SUCK, but I’ve always had a hard time being so succinct. #
  • 19:14 Cuter: ET or MAC from Mac and Me? Pressing, plz answer. #
  • 19:43 Eleanore needs to shave her pits. I didn’t see or anything; she announced it. #
  • 22:07 It would be interesting to watch someone burn in a fiery pit. Smelly, but a charbroiled good time nonetheless. #
  • 22:24 alexisonfire just came on my Zen, so its official– i need to find a bitch to burn. All signs point to a haystack and a match. #
  • 23:23 This office air makes my face so oily. Come swipe your bread on my face. #
  • 10:49 Just told chooch that he’s the only person that poops and henry yelled at me. #
  • 11:32 Wishing my son would cease using his head as a weapon. #

    Urgent. Will die without reading.

    • 15:41 Lost raises my blood pressure. #
    • 15:42 Almost as much as the incessant phone calls from my wacked-out aunt. #
    • 17:09 Just let a Jehovahs Witness in front of us in traffic & bitch didn’t wave thanks. Jesus frowned. #
    • 18:00 Henry used to eat stewed tomatoes all the time when he was young. Must have been cheap during Depression. #
    • 00:11 Fuck I never thought I would get so hyped over a j-lo movie. GIRL POWER! I’ve been drinking. #
    • 01:39 Trying to bring back fluorescent blazers. Worn with a black bra underneath and asymmetrical hair. I’m about to be hot ya’ll. #
    • 08:53 I remember the shoes and the mercedes. Don’t be cruel. #
    • 09:36 Today means birthday cake and the Chiodos show. I might not care if I die on the way home. #
    • 09:38 Chooch and I had Christina fetch us bagels, a sore reminder to her that there are TWO Erins now. #

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  6 Responses to “Combo Tweets”

  1. holyshit, i almost peed myself:

    “Henry used to eat stewed tomatoes all the time when he was young. Must have been cheap during Depression”

    and

    “Sometimes I wanna be all YOU SUCK, but I’ve always had a hard time being so succinct”

    Nobody does it quite like you, Erin.

  2. “# 19:43 Eleanore needs to shave her pits. I didn’t see or anything; she announced it.”

    *LOSING IT*

  3. WHO DOESN’T REMEMBER THOSE SHOES??????!?!?!?!

    so glad i got to hang with ya’ll this weekend.

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