May 152008
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 09:22 Successfully outlasted Chooch in a mega amped psycho-circus dance party jamboree. He looks stoned right now; I’m still dancing. #
  • 09:24 And I won’t stop til I break something. (Hopefully not my neck.) You can’t listen to Dance Gavin Dance and NOT dance. #
  • 09:48 Found a mix cd I made a few yrs ago, aptly titled: Henry Double Fists Himself While Watching Mr. Rogers. #
  • 10:42 Forgot to lock my desk at work. I hope no one steals my rufies and the cigar box of fingers. And my rosary. God, not my rosary! #
  • 11:10 Was asked what besides exercise I’m doing to lose weight. Cocaine, laxatives & long nites at the brothel, obv. #
  • 17:35 Chooch is dragging pretzels thru ketchup. Making mama proud, that boy. #
  • 20:36 Just walked by anthony green. So precious. #
  • 20:41 Just got a splinter in my boob. #
  • 20:47 Pelican is on and Henry said he feels like he’s on downers. This is murder music. #
  • 20:47 Like, I can picture myself running around with a blood-soaked ice pick, flesh hanging off the tip. #
  • 20:49 Henry won’t applaud. #
  • 20:53 Countdown to meltdown. #
  • 20:55 Henry won’t stand with me. I smell a horse headed pillow in his future. #
  • 21:04 Its like watching Jesus on stage every time, if Jesus were wont to get high and sing to a crowd of studded belts and hoodies. #
  • 21:05 Now would be a good time for a cigarette and a good cold-cocking. #
  • 21:07 Me: must be nice to get to have a Circa tshirt. Henry: Christina will buy you one. #
  • 21:20 Choochs namesake just took the stage. #
  • 21:41 Drowning in a digital sea. #
  • 21:42 ….With Ken and Barbie. #
  • 22:19 Henrys illustrating how annoying I am by doing to me the things I do to him. #

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  9 Responses to “tweets make bones stronger”

  1. Successfully outlasted Chooch in a mega amped psycho-circus dance party jamboree. He looks stoned right now; I’m still dancing.

    can’t wait till i get chooch actually stoned, wait… i mean… you win!!!!!

  2. IS THE ROSARY SAFE?!?!?!?

  3. boob splinters hurt!

    i pinched my boob today while crushing a 12-pack cardboard box for recylcing! not WITH my boobs – get your brain out of the gutter! still not quite sure how i managed it, but iwas crushing it and it opened up one of those little slits in the box and pinched my boob like hell! i was confused.

    it is late.

    i am not making sense
    goodnight

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