Nov 092010
 

These are really not that funny, Henry keeps saying. So then why do I have mascara running down my face?

Because I need help, according to Henry.

You better believe Manuel had that lazy operator call back and finish the message. Bitch, don’t cut off the deaf, ya hear? Well, we can’t.

And I made Henry give me his phone so I could record the messages for posterity. (He wouldn’t even listen to them. Sad.)

  4 Responses to “Manuel is the New John Black”

  1. Why did he sound so weird reading that? None of those words were hard, but he’s reading like he’s having to decode them from hundreds of newspapers. Cumberbound? wtf. He’s fired.

  2. That would be so funny if they had a real person reading that. Oh dear lord, that’s hilarious…you just made my evening…

    • It totally is a real person, that’s what makes it so funny!

      I used to use Sprint Relay, but they made it really hard to use now that you have to register. Their operators would get so irritated and snippy, I loved it!

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