I know, I know, boring hockey shit. Boo, Oh Honestly Erin! But I can’t fucking quit watching Crosby’s third goal. How do you DO THAT? I am obviously very excited about this. You can ask Chooch. I wouldn’t get him pretzels until he finally conceded to watching this on my phone.
He is just…I can’t even. For once I have no words. Look how short all these sentences are!