May 262008
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 16:52 Eleanore shared her creamer with me so I guess I’m not a stupid cracker anymore. #
  • 19:52 I haven’t forgotten you, Romania. #
  • 22:29 Great now I’m hearing scissors when there are no scissors. #
  • 23:24 YES. Tina’s talking about when she was in basic training. #
  • 23:30 This calls for a juice box. #
  • 08:17 Christina brought Chooch and me a huge box of candy and had the nerve to tell Henry to ration us. #
  • 10:27 Squealing over Ride the Wings of Pestilence video never gets old, not even after 4 yrs. #

 

  • 13:48 Two 9 year olds are in front of my house flirting the same way I flirt with people. Eye opening. But not. #
  • 17:13 Henry denied my high five attempt. #
  • 17:16 Kid Company is a wallet rapist and a haven for asshole parents. #
  • 18:27 Me: I’m actually kind of a prude, don’t u think? Henry: if prude means slut. #
  • 19:04 I do not possess the ppl skillz needed to be a playground parent. #  
  • 23:09 Christina’s hair looks like an ice cream cone, only less delicious. Much less. #

     


    • 12:58 Christina has owed me 4 DOLLARS since YESTERDAY. I’m beginning to think I’m never going to see it. #
    • 21:06 I always say this when Christina is here, but: Best Weekend Ever. #
    • 09:53 Dinky neighborhood parade is about to begin. Hold me back. #
    • 10:12 Am not wanting Christina to go home. #
    • 10:30 Chooch was like "this parade suxorz" until someone threw candy at him. Now he’s like "this parade pwns." #
    • 11:36 The parade is a success if one of the youth gymnasts fall. No falls this time = Fail. #

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  •   5 Responses to “Weekend Recap in Tweets”

    1. i still owe you that 4 dollars!!!!!!!

    2. 18:27 Me: I’m actually kind of a prude, don’t u think? Henry: if prude means slut.

      *cracking up*

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