Feb 022011
 

Chooch finally exchanged his Christmas gift duplicates. Henry and I kept trying to give him helpful suggestions, but always he’d gravitate right back to the goddamn Mighty Beanz aisle. He has wanted Mighty Beanz for months, but I’m usually able to distract him with something shinier and more useful, but not on this day. It was Mighty Beanz or nothing.

“Just let him get them,” I sighed to Henry. “I don’t even care anymore. It’s whatever.”

What are Mighty Beanz, you ask? Fuck if I know. But I can tell you that I’m very stressed out trying to make sure they don’t become estranged from each other. “PUT THEM SOMEWHERE SO THEY DON’T GET LOST!” I keep shouting to Chooch as my brow becomes dotted with beads of OCD.

In other news, Chooch piped up from the backseat the other day with a firm and decisive, “This is my JAM!” I can’t even remember what song it was now, but he is totally my kid.

  5 Responses to “(Almost) Wordless Wednesday: Mighty Beans”

  1. My son loves those Mighty beans too! They were popular about ten years ago and have come back. Justin made his own mighty bean case by using an empty egg carton. He also stores his Bakugans in egg cartons.

    • I remember Henry’s kids having them back in the day, and even then I was like BUT WHAT ARE THEY?! lol. Does your kid play games with them? I saw on the package that there are games but then I stopped reading.

      Chooch also Bakugan, another worthless toy! He dropped one once in the part of mcDonald’s playland that is inaccessible and it took a million man march to retrieve it. I was so pissed.

      • Justin just has his beans talk to eachother and stuff. And mostly he breaks his Bakugans, loses them, or somehow makes them uncloseable then gets real annoyed. I think he loves both types of toys though! Somehow!

  2. I have no idea what a Mighty Bean is, but I see Spiderman, and that is all i need to know that they must be awesome.

  3. Glorified weeble wobbles?

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