Jun 112008
 

Urgent. Will die without reading.

  • 16:24 Two nights in a row sans Eleanore. God is smiling down. #
  • 18:04 Tina just had me close my eyes and open my mouth. Because I’m a retard, I did it. She hand-fed me a gummy jolly rancher. it was awkward. #
  • 18:06 That jolly rancher did NOT complement the vegetarian sausage I had just chewed. #
  • 18:24 Sigur Ros is probably not the wisest music choice for my mood right now. Someone once said "Torture" is my middle name. Oh wellsies. #

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  6 Responses to “Work-related Tweets”

  1. that someone must be a loZer…

  2. Vegetarian Rancher!
    I just wanted to say that.

  3. “That jolly rancher did NOT complement the vegetarian sausage I had just chewed.”

    *Cracking up alone as usual*

    What’s wrong with ELEANORE? Where’s she BEEN?

    • Her arm has been hurting her really bad, so she started phys.therapy on Monday and I guess it started hurting worse so she went to the ER. She’s back today but she said she’s still in pain and has to go see a neurologist b/c it might be something in her neck.

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