Me, circa 1986-ish?
In other news, Henry has been on vacation all week and it’s really hindering my blogging diligence; all I want to do is sit around in filth and watch the Game Show Network with him.
I’m about to go get my hair cut. Jennifer Aniston just got hers cut and she’s pretty much my idol, follicularly and otherwise, so of course I had to follow suit. One day a few weeks ago, I made an off-hand comment while watching her on Conan that she’s the most beautiful person in the world. Chooch glanced at the TV and said, “Um, actually, no she’s not.”
Where did I go wrong with him. Stop raising your hands so fast, you’re going to start popping sockets.