Jun 262008
 

Tina’s on a diet. To prevent herself from inhaling a bag of popcorn every night, she stocked up on economy-sized boxes of "healthy" snacks. I’m not sure if she knows that Quakes cease being a good diet food when the entire multi-serving bag is gorged in one sitting.

Eleanore’s on a diet too, so Tina is sharing her stash with her. Since I didn’t join the diet club, I don’t get any.

I DON’T WANT IT ANYWAY.

Except one pack of those Morning Minis.

  10 Responses to “The Tina Diet”

  1. yeah! screw tina and her dumb snacks.

    someone should teach her that ten times 100 is 1000. She might as well get a big mac.

  2. Hahahahahahaha there’s got to be like 10,000 calories sitting in that garbage can. Might as well just order a pizza or something.

    I used to work with a woman who would fry up a pound of bacon every morning at work because “I can eat this, I’m on Atkins.” Then she would cheat and eat carbs anyway lmao. But she told me she was ONLY fat because of stress, you know, cortisol. Not the fact that she eats fruit when it’s in a pastry (true story).

  3. WTF? At least popcorn is a whole grain. That looks like diabetes in a trashcan.

  4. you should introduce them to this whole other part of the food triangle called “fruits and vegetables.”

  5. Omg look at all those boxes! Was that all consumed by her alone?

    Sorry I’ve been MIA this week. Trying to snap myself out of a really really bad place.

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